Sunday, April 7, 2013

Scarlet Blade.. or Boobs, the Free to Play MMO.

Thanks to 8BitMind reader Kat for this. (and Kat, I'm going to find a way to get you back for this)

You have to love a MMO that knows their audience  Well, no I don't in this case, but you know what I mean. Scarlet Blade is a new Free to Play (F2P) MMO from Aria Games, who've done respectable games (if knockoff) like Lords of Ultima, Dynasty Warriors Online, and Tribes Ascend.

The flimsy story: Mankind has clubbed itself underground due to apocalypse. The time has come to reclaim the surface. To help do so, they have developed genetically enhanced creatures named Arkania to do their bidding above the surface. Of course, because apparently male chauvinists were the primary survivors of the apocalypse, all Arkania are scantily clad females.

When I called this Boobs the Free to Play MMO, I wasn't kidding.

You can even buy (with real money) a "Lingerie Unlocker" to allow your Arkania to remove their lingerie (supposedly to put on a different set, of course).

It's rated M (17+), but I think it should be rated IM for Immature, as a large part of their fan base will be 17-21 year olds who want something different than Pornshire and Cybermoon City in WoW (pet names for two starting areas in Warcraft where people gather for "erotic role-play" (ERP)


1 comment:

  1. You really had me a laugh with your title. I guess some players must be after the boobs rather than the gameplay. Well, overall it is a great game though despite its obscenity. I mean I really can't handle the graphics. Its too much for the kids. Anyway, there are Scarlet Blade Nude patches available Ohhh, what are these beta keys for anyway? If it is for an in-game item giveaway, then I would really like to have one. In return, you can try this here .

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